Kramer gets the custom license plates that he ordered but they read ASSMAN instead of what he ordered. Despite being wrong, Kramer uses them anyway and wonders who assman is. Jerry comes up with a new move to use during sex and is mad when he finds out that Elaine's boyfriend uses it too. George tries to use the move but does it wrong so he has Jerry write instructions. The instructions work, but George's girlfriend dumps him when she sees them. Meanwhile, George's mother has eye surgery and Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta.